Published September 26, 2004

By
JERRY PERKINS
REGISTER FARM EDITOR
Guttenberg, Ia. - A
roped-together raft of vegetables, flowers and trees floats on a city-owned pond
here.
The "Farm Pond Produce Floatilla ," as inveterate inventor William Skaife calls
his brainchild, desperately needs $25,000 to pay for a tow down the Mississippi
River so it can escape the inevitable arrival of frost in northeast Iowa.
Skaife hopes that by riding out winter in a warmer clime, his project can keep
producing its vine-ripened tomatoes, rosy red peppers and other assorted fruits,
vegetables and tree crops.
Although the tomatoes have been hit hard by
mold, the raspberries, peaches, nectarines, avocados, flowers, herbs, swiss
chard, eggplant and other crops growing on the floating garden are doing well,
Skaife said.
So well, in fact, that he wants to save them from Jack Frost.
"We wanted to prove you could put those plants on the river and they could
thrive," Skaife said.
Mission accomplished, he believes.
Now, he just has to show that the plants can be sent south and then brought back
here in the spring when they would be put on farm ponds in Iowa.
"Inevitably, produce will be grown in ponds,
vine-ripened and sold locally," Skaife predicts.
The problem is, Skaife and his wife, Margaret, have sunk $75,000 into the
project over the past 16 months and don't have the money to send the floatilla
south for the winter.
The produce project is one in a long progression of inventions Skaife has come
up with over the years in what he calls his "obsession with discovery and
inventions."
Born in Davenport 73 years ago, Skaife graduated from the University of Iowa's
College of Law in 1955, but he never wanted to practice law. Instead, he went
into the Christmas tree business, franchising 250 "Santa's Forest" operations
all over the country, where locally grown Christmas trees were raised and sold.
"It was a successful business, but I had a
lousy marriage," Skaife recounted recently.
He escaped both the marriage and the successful business by jumping on a
motorcycle, trying to shake off the depression that would revisit him from time
to time throughout his life.
When Skaife wheeled through Georgia on his way to nowhere in particular, he met
Margaret, now 64, and they were married a month later. They have been together
31 years.
His depression lifted, and Skaife started over with a potted plant he called the
"Love Tree." After some initial success, that business went bad. But one day,
another idea popped into his head.
"It just came to me - taking a telescoping
Boy Scout drinking glass and using it to make a pop-up planter," he said.
He perfected the idea at his Aunt Minnie's greenhouse in Dubuque, using
telescoping planters with slits in the side to allow air to circulate among the
roots.
"What the system did was eliminate the human element in the watering of plants,"
Skaife explained. "I had stumbled onto a way to grow plants in soil in
continuous contact with water. In effect, the plants do cafeteria feeding,
taking up the nutrients in the soil that they need to grow."
He dubbed the system "Anything Groes ." Iowa
State University researchers tested the system in 1978, he said, and those tests
showed the superiority of his approach to growing.
The successful tests opened Skaife's eyes to the possibilities of growing plants
with the system, but health problems intervened in the summer of 1979 when he
developed Hodgkin's disease and another episode of depression ensued.
Treatment ended the depression, and the Hodgkin's disease went into remission.
Skaife emerged with a growing resolve to perfect Anything Groes as a way to grow
vegetables.
He tried to get some California farmers to
adapt the system, but, Skaife said, they did not want to do the labor, and the
experiment failed. Nevertheless, his prolific mind kept racing ahead.
"I kept coming up with one invention after another, but I made a lot of
mistakes. My inventiveness has caused me numerous problems at times," said
Skaife, shrugging off his lifelong dilemma of matching his ideas with a monetary
payoff.
Through all the failures, Skaife kept growing his plants in Iowa, North Carolina
and Florida.
"It really, really worked," he said. Skaife
said he grew "fantastic tomatoes" for $2 a pound in leased greenhouses and had
people standing in line for the vine-ripened produce. Everything was going well,
he said, except he could not grow enough.
That brings us to his floating garden that is sitting on a pond in Guttenberg,
waiting to hitch a ride down the mighty Mississippi before a killing freeze
comes.